From a non-English speaker at the UA ICC: "Hello my name is Bob"
From the SIN departures display: "Now Boarding"
Everything on the ghastly Smisek video
From every single cabin-crew announcement to Y class: "Sit back, relax..."
"This will all be sorted out at the other end"
"Welcome to Dulles airport" (nowhere are customers less welcome)
Whatever the announcer said at SFO airport, or was it LAX or EWR, anyway no-one could understand a word of it as they seem to select announcers on the basis of their poor command of the English language.