<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Originally posted by Feldspar:
By the way, why did you never take any action against the posters who hurled personal attacks at me, such as the accusation that I'm a sleeper-cell terrorist?
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Absolutely right!
Terrorist organizations spend a lot of time and money in planting sleeper cell agents and require them to be intelligent. It is very obvious that Feldspar is not one of them.
Feldspar, be careful! They are out to get you. Don't ask me how I know, but suffice it to say that George Bush personally arranged for the Mossad to have you liquidated.
They are going to use the lights off/lights on signal to notify the killer to strike. From now on, pay careful attention to the warning lights in airplanes. If you happen to notice that shortly after take off all the "Seat Belt" lights on your plane are suddenly turned off -- and then relit right before landing, you will know that the signal has been given.
Even worse, if the "No Smoking" lights are left on the for the entire flight, you will know that the secret agent has been given instructions to make it a particularly painful assassination.
Edited to add:
(God! I *love* feeding paranoia!)
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Sir Dovster, OBE
(Omni Boycotter Extraordinaire)
[This message has been edited by Dovster (edited Mar 15, 2004).]