Originally Posted by
hailstorm
That is some excellent, quality advice. You could also walk the streets of Roppongi (Or, if you are male, Shinjuku Nichome.) and solicit inebriated salarymen for extra spending money, and get them to pay for your hotel room (There are no STDs in Japan! They were outlawed, along with handguns.)
Oh, and just leave your passport in a locker at the airport. No need to carry that cumbersome thing around with you.
I strongly recommend that you hire Hailstorm as your tour guide. He'll encourage you to stay in your hotel room and watch CNN, but if you're lucky he might let you venture down to the hotel coffee shop as long as you have your passport, condoms, umbrella, snowshoes and asteroid shield with you!
Hail - BTW when are we going to meet up in Roppongi.
