Okay, Comicwoman -

Partial to Vegans, are we? What about AAers, OAers and the gay contingent?

Perhaps these excerpts from successive party planning memos will help you to be just a little more thoughtful in the future ( ):

TO: ALL

Regarding the anonymous note I received from a member of Alcoholics Anonymous requesting a non-drinking table, I'm happy to accommodate this request, but, don't forget, if I put a sign on the table that reads, "AA Only," you won't be anonymous anymore ...

I've arranged for members of Overeaters Anonymous to sit farthest from the dessert buffet and pregnant women closest to the restrooms. Gays are allowed to sit with each other. Lesbians do not have to sit with the gay men, each will have their table. Yes, there will be a flower arrangement for the gay men's table. Happy now? ...

People, people - nothing sinister was intended by my wanting Shadow to be our Krispy Kreme Santa! Even if the anagram of "Santa" does happen to be "Satan." ...

Vegetarians - I've had it with you people!! We're going to hold this party at Leona's Open Pit whether you like it or not, you can just sit at the table farthest from the "grill of death," as you put it, and you'll get salad bar only, including hydroponic tomatoes. But, you know, tomatoes have feelings, too. They scream when you slice them ...

[This message has been edited by lisamcgu (edited 04-16-2002).]