Old Feb 21, 02, 5:46 pm
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onedog
 
Join Date: Nov 1999
Location: Los Angeles, CA, USA
Programs: AA PLT, SPG GLD, PC PLT SPIRE
Posts: 4,531
Excellent trip report. I don't know if I could have stayed as calm as you with all the morons you had to deal with at security. And the billy-bob poeleese you encountered in Detroit must definitely be Wayne County's finest.

The Anal beads were a great idea. I will have to try something similar sometime, just to help keep my sanity during security. I don't know if I could keep a straight face and not laugh hysterically while my bags were searched. The looks on the rent-a-screeners faces would be worthy of a spot on Candid Camera.
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