Originally Posted by
Canarsie
- You're in the middle seat, between two strangers. Who gets the armrests?
- A tall man sits down and his knees jut out wide, encroaching on your space.
- You're in the window seat and two strangers in the middle and aisle seats are asleep. You have to go to the bathroom.
- On a long flight on a full plane, some kids are getting restless, speaking loudly, and kicking seatbacks.
- Your seatmate brings a smelly meal on board and loudly starts munching.
- Do you recline your seat?
1. I've always felt the middle seat should have first dibs on the armrests (and I never fly middle seat).
2. Ask him if his name is Larry Craig.
3. I usually fly aisle seat but if I do have the window I try to get up to use the restrooms when the middle or aisle PAX is also getting up.
4. Ask the parents if I can have permission to beat their kids.
5. Try not to be too jealous.
6. After making sure the PAX behind me doesn't have a computer open.