Old Mar 24, 11, 11:10 am
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donnde
 
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Suburban Chicago
Programs: AA LTP; SPG Gold
Posts: 347
Late night at Wendy's many years ago:

Cashier: 'That will be $5.45'

Customer: 'Uh, don't have any money' (and already nibbling on the fries from the tray)

Back & forth negotiation for a few minutes, manager comes over and tells customer (who is probably homeless) to take the food, go sit down, and don't try it again.

Customer picks up the tray and as he's walking towards me gets the tremors, filled cup spills over, tray flips out of his hands, and his late-night snack lands on my shoes. Without missing a beat he just keeps on walking right out the door.
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