Originally Posted by clrankin

If I were going to have my shoes and feet inspected by TSA, I'd do a couple things as well just to show my respect and common courtesy for them:

1. I'd find a pile of doggie doo and jump in it, making sure it was slathered onto the soles of both shoes just before going into the airport. (Last thing I'd do at home, if necessary.)

2. I'd make sure to not wash my feet for a couple days ahead of time, wear the same pair of socks for those days, and let TSA enjoy the fumy "present" waiting for them.

It sure is fun to think about the things that one can do to harass and annoy without "interfering" with the screening process!