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Old Feb 11, 11, 7:45 pm
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Originally Posted by PhoenixRev View Post
Imagine my confusion when they touch my shaved, bald head every time I get a selected for a secondary or opt out.
You might try the line I have used on numerous screening clerks in the past when they have wanded my bare legs while wearing shorts: "Do you realize how stupid you look <wanding/groping/fondling> bare skin?"
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