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Old Dec 29, 2010, 11:19 pm
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Neo7200
 
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Oregon USA
Programs: UAL 1K/MM
Posts: 54
Several years ago, I was flying home from LHR in First. I watched several of the films they offered on cassette. This was back when that was the system.

Anyway, with an hour to go, my seatmate offered me one of his cassettes -- a steamy film called "Wild Things". Predictably, I got halfway through when we started to land.

Only my final leg home to the West Coast, I asked for the same film. "What's it about??" asked the female FA.

I told her it was a complex mystery/thriller with lots of Denise Richards and Kevin Bacon nudity. "Interesting." she said. "When you get to the Kevin Bacon scene, ring your call button."

We'll I'm an accommodating guy. So when Kevin was preparing to step out of the shower, I pushed the button. And sure enough, the burly male steward came right away.....

Rather than explain, I just asked for another drink.
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