I will HAVE to fly in January for my Godson's wedding. I ask this question in all seriousness with absolutely no joking about this very personal malady.
If I am required to be felt up aka "enhanced patdown" I may jump if they run their hand up my butt. Is there a discreet way to let the tsa agent know my condition (hemroids) without embarassing myself in front of other pasengers?
They are bad enough that I need to have them covered with a medicated bandage and I do not want to take it off when screened.
Please I need some good advice.
It would take 3 days to drive from the Coast to Missouri if I had to so hopefully it won't come to that.