"Your comfort and safety is very important to us....enhance and promote your wellbeing during our flight..."
I guess water on request is still water -you just have to ask for it. After all, "If there's anything we can do to make your journey more comfortable, please let us know as we pass through the cabin or use your call-button and we'll be more than happy to help."
I'm confident that this isn't another enhancement and someone in CR just thinking that it is!! After all, it's always "a pleasure" to have been "looking after" us.
As you can tell, I'm bored -I've been travelling since v early this morning and am currently sat on an aircraft that was meant to push back an hour ago. Ho hum, all good things come to those who wait.