Originally Posted by
goalie
time to start using the phrase, "please give it a good squeeze as it's been a while"
Somebody a while ago posted about making the screener nervous during a pat-down, by playing on their homosexual insecurities.
I have done it once, and plan to do it every time. It gets easier with practice!
"I hear that most of you screeners are gay. But it's OK with me, I don't care who you choose to love....."
The time I pulled this, the screener quit and sent another one over. I did the same schpiel to him. As I was putting on my shoes, I noticed them talking (probably about me).
Anything we can do to ruin their day, and maybe make more of them quit, is fine in my book!^