Remember the first time you saw this option... fast vs. slow. Didn't you think... What the heck is this? I picked the slow internet option and it was SO slow that I just pulled out my Verizon air card used that. I didn't try, but I would imagine most properties would credit the higher speed if used. Glad most properties just have one service that is very fine.

But it's like sending up a complimentary fruit basket with some bruised fruit... and a note... Thank you for choosing Starwood and achieving the Platinum level... iif you'd like to enjoy perfectly ripe fruit please let us know and we'd be happy to send up another fruit basket for $16.95 + tax.

My philosophy is... If you're going to do it... do it right.