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Old May 1, 2010, 1:13 pm
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MileHighGuy
 
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Will the new airline be in business 5 years from now?

If it is not, will there still be humans on the planet?

If there are, what great economic calamity will have caused such a great airline to fail?

If it was not an economic calamity, but say an asteroid instead, why does the 1 remaining living flyertalker even think about flight instead of how to get the next meal?

Most importantly...

Will this new airline be the first American airline to serve truly delicious french toast in domestic first class?
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