Old Dec 2, 01, 7:29 pm
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jmorris
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Boston; AA EXP
Posts: 264
i was seated next to former labor secretary robert reich a few months ago and i switched seats to have a row to myself. i guess he's a celebrity (and not much larger than a golden retriever), but i'd still rather have the seat next to me empty.

in the case of a celebrity retriever, i would switch seats because of my allergies. if there weren't any empty seats, i would softly meow until i'd worked the retriever into a frenzy, and then wait for the FA to escort the retriever off the plane for unruly behavior.

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