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Old Jan 17, 2010 | 10:08 pm
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Originally Posted by oldjonesy
Could probably have some fun too, like suddenly yell out

"DID YOU JUST TOUCH MY ... JOHNSON!!"
Or "DON'T TOUCH ME THERE!!!!" Even more effective if it's a kid.
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