-Enter and exit Germany a couple of times in each one of your multiple stopovers in FRA throughout the day, in order to sample the Arrivals lounge.
-Complain that their shower rooms are too claustrophobic compared to the FCLs and that no duckies were provided for your comfort.
-Complain that the duckies are farmed and not the original ones. Much like everything on LH F.
-Ask for seat blocking to be activated in your couch while in the FCT.
-Grab at least 50 free T-Mobile internet passes and sell them to the plebes outside a SEN lounge. Sell the wasserdischt ones at a premium on e-Bay.
-Find at least 3 corked bottles of wine (you have to sample at least 200 bottles). Duly report and complain.