Basically the TSA should just ban the following from flying when they turn up at the airport:
- anyone wearing a hat
- anyone wearing more jewellery that what they can carry in one hand
- anyone with a small dog in their hand/man bag
- seat kickers, headrest leaners, avod punchers and basically anybody who will assault other passengers by seat proxy
- anybody carrying home made Indian/Mexican food in their hand luggage
- business jerks flying coach who intend to use their laptops for the entire flight
- guys in polo shirts 2 sizes to small with the collars up
- anyone wearing sunglasses inside
- anybody who looks like they will try to sell you crack
- anybody who looks like they want to buy some crack
- lightweight drinkers who can't handle their alcohol intake
- any person in coach who will occupy their seat beyond capacity and encroach onto neighbour seats
- anyone who loudly and repeatedly swears, uses street slang or ebonic references
- anyone with a copy of 'The Sun' newspaper
- kids with ADD
- the illiterate
- the semi-literate
- anyone in fancy dress (save it for halloween, Reverend)
- hippies and other eco-nuts
- vegetarians and vegans
- really ugly people
- anyone with poor personal hygiene
- douche bags
- anyone who looks sleazy or greasy
- general riffraff