Old Mar 19, 09, 10:19 am
Tunde Baiyewu
Join Date: Mar 2009
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Air France La Premiere First Class CDG-LAX

My best friend, Paul Tucker, has just flown Air France La Premiere from Paris to Los Angeles where he was having a meeting with an executive from a radio station there. We’re quite familiar with First Class having toured the world as members of the second best MOR band of the 90’s, as voted by readers of Q Magazine (we lost out to Mike and The Mechanics). Paul Tucker always said we were part of the Brit Pop movement, but to be honest, I didn’t like to be pigeon holed.

On the ground

Anyway, he said that the new ‘La Premiere’ product has improved the First Class experience on the ground, but in doing so “has only succeeded in highlighting the feeble on-board offering”. His journey got off to a good start when he arrived in CDG on the TGV and was met at the platform by an Air France member of staff. A nice touch and something which is new, as before you had to at least make your own way to the Premiere check-in located in terminal 2E. The Air France escort had his boarding pass with her so they could go straight through immigration and then through the private security lane without fannying about by door 2.12. A few moments later they were at the new ‘La Premiere’ lounge located to the right as you go through security, and then up a dedicated lift. He made himself at home and had a good look around whilst also taking a few photos. He reports it to be “very nice and luxurious” although it could maybe feel “a bit more welcoming”. The food on offer was very tasty and contrasted severely with the food he was to be eating 2 hours later on board the aircraft. He reports the toilets to be “amazing” and the bar to be “far out man”. About 35 minutes before departure, a very pleasant young lady came to escort him the short walk to the departure gate where boarding was almost completed.

In the air

Paul Tucker was introduced to the crew and then took his seat, 1L, for the 11 hour 26 minute flight to Los Angeles. He was offered the brown pyjamas and a glass of Champagne. The seat on Air France La Premiere is very good if lacking some kind of privacy, which is what an international pop star like Paul Tucker needs. He was airborne 55 minutes late and not long after that, the service began.

Already though, Paul Tucker had some complaints. There was a constant interruption of other passengers coming into the F cabin from business. One was a man who was travelling with a woman sat in an adjacent seat and was quite clearly off duty crew. He knew this from the obvious friendship between them and the attendant serving the F cabin. He was sat on the ottoman for the first hour of the flight. Then there was the constant presence of 3 male passengers from the business cabin who also looked like off-duty crew members. They also spent a lot of time in the F galley. Finally, there was the unchecked use of the single F toilet (the other one reserved for the pilots) by random people from the business cabin.

Moving on, Paul was looking forward to the meal. The starter of foie gras was reported to be “nice”. However, he felt rushed to eat it. He was still chewing his final mouthful of bread and foie gras when the attendant came to take his plate and serve his main course. Paul Tucker got the impression she wanted to get some rest. When the main course came it was very unappetizing to look at. I believe somebody else posted a picture of the same dish last year. It was a lamb fillet with a kind of chocolate sauce. When I saw the picture Paul sent me I was shocked. He said it wasn’t “fit for business class never mind first class”. Dessert was a very average cake type thing. And that was it. All over in less than an hour. His last contact with the stewardess was to ask for a glass of Pepsi which she failed to bring him, preferring to talk to the off-duty pilot in the galley. It took a passing stewardess from the J cabin to get him it. There was absolutely no service then for the next 8 hours. Appalling.

Foie Gras

Utterly appalling main course

Half way through the flight Paul was a bit peckish, so reading in the menu about the snacks on offer, he went to the F galley in search of some sustinence. It was deserted. So, he had to go into the J cabin where he saw a rather pathetic plate of cheese and a few drinks scattered about. He helped himself to a glass of Pepsi with ice whilst the male steward read his newspaper. He never did get the “sandwiches and various snacks” which were listed in the menu.

About 90 minutes before landing the pre-arrival meal was served. It had been so long since he saw the F stewardess that Paul Tucker remarked she had “visibly aged”. Paul reintroduced himself and the stewardess said that he looked familiar. A “very nice” beef fillet was served. Paul said it was “a shame that the main meal couldn’t have been so nice”.

Just as he was finishing his dessert of fruit, the chief purser came along to ask if Paul had any comments about the F product. However, as soon as she realized it wasn’t going to be a glowing report she appeared to lose interest. Paul managed to explain that whilst the ground service is excellent, the on-board experience is far from first class. Certainly not anywhere near the competitors. Before Paul could go further the chief purser walked off! I asked Paul if this was an exaggeration and he promises it wasn’t. I couldn’t believe it and nor could he. Paul asked to fill out a questionnaire and was provided with one. He said he was able to “vent his spleen” in writing. He also commented on the upcoming changes to the FB programme.

Towards the end of the flight he was also rejoined by the man from J whose wife was travelling in F. On arriving at the gate this same man barged through the curtain and past him to get to the front of the cabin and speak with the crew. Again, Paul said it was no exaggeration.

In Paul’s words, the AF ‘La Premiere’ product at CDG is up there with the best. Sadly, after that it fails miserably.

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