Old Jan 30, 09, 9:10 pm
Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 698
Useful list of things to say when asked to switch seats

  • "That's all right, I don't mind sitting here."
  • "Well I've already switched seats once and I can't be hopping all over the airplane!" (So I haven't really. So sue me.)
  • "I'm sorry, but my religion prohibits me from shifting my buttocks while the plane is pointed towards this compass point."
  • "Thank heavens! I don't care where your seat is, let's switch right away!" (They'll have second thoughts now...)
  • "Duh ... change ... seat ...?" (drool a little, and repeat after any further requests, no matter how many there are.)
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