Hey there. I write rarely here, but read you daily (esp. KiwiFlyer).
Why me?
Other than that I speak 4 European languages (French, English, Serbian/Croatian or whatever you choose to call it and Italian), I survivied 2 wars, never got in any trouble anywhere and have successfully managed to live through a French transport union strikes over the years
I eat snails, frog's legs, offal (rams "golden oysters" are specialty in Eastern Europe and, not unpopular in NZ) and have lived or travelled through all continents (including Antarctica
).
So, there...