Hey all,

It's my first time pulling "tricks" on United, so I need some help

I have two trips (separate itins):

trip 1: XXX-IAD-ORD (day A)
trip 2: ORD-IAD-LHR (day A+1)
trip 2: LHR-IAD-ORD (day B)
trip 1: ORD-XXX (day B)

I don't really care about going to ORD at all (on any of those trips). Is it possible to sweet talk UA into anything that would make my life easier? (no status, no luggage, no money)