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Old Jul 28, 2008, 4:26 pm
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Originally Posted by cerealmarketer
The shoulder-level power plugs will be interesting -- a lot of laptop plugs have transformer boxes that could dangle awkwardly, but I will trust they have thought this through.
They're banking on the concussion from such a brick slamming into someones head to render the passenger unconscious so a) catering savings can be realized as the passenger has "opted out" of food/drink for the flight b) the potential memory loss will complement CO's new audio-hypnotherapy program being utilized in boarding and de-boarding to help the passenger remember the "correct" version of the flight...something akin to the Toxic music video.
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