Flight Attendants Report: The Most NSFW Things We’ve Ever Seen on a Flight

FlyerTalk has reported before on how flight attendants really, truly know everything you’re trying to get away with in-flight, whether it’s “subversively” pleasing your partner or trying to sneak into business class in one of a thousand ways – a recent Reddit post has flight attendants sharing some NSFW stories.

So you think you’re pretty crafty, huh? You may have scored a free drink once, but that doesn’t mean flights are a free-for-all party of reckless abandon. The flight attendants are watching you, and they know exactly what you’re up to. Recently Reddit user venom_me19 asked flight attendants the most NSFW thing that’s ever happened on a flight. These are some of the best responses.

“Once I saw a girl giving a handjob to her boyfriend under a blanket. You could see what she was doing pretty clearly but they just didn’t care. This was in business class.” – Algirdas963

“Flight attendant here. Caught a guy peeing on a family. Had to call an emergency landing. Guy later admitted to being high on pills and thought he was in a lavatory. Had no recollection of doing what he did.” – Akepur

“Several months ago during a flight which I was unfortunately working, a man was so inspired by the goddess of a woman sitting next to him that he simply had to masturbate. In his seat. Just sitting next to her, indiscreetly jerking it under a blanket. Her boyfriend took a video. Law enforcement got involved. Awkward!” – beef_stewardess

“Had a couple switch seats in the back part of the plane during boarding to be able to sit together. Later we found them in the lav together, I think she was giving him head. One of the other FA’s working the flight said ‘wait that’s not her husband, she came on with a different guy.’ Turns out her husband was sitting in the front of the plane, totally oblivious.” – jillianjo

To read more NSFW tales, head to Reddit here.

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