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Flight Attendants Report: The Most NSFW Things We’ve Ever Seen on a Flight

Flight Attendants Report: The Most NSFW Things We’ve Ever Seen on a Flight
Jennifer Billock

FlyerTalk has reported before on how flight attendants really, truly know everything you’re trying to get away with in-flight, whether it’s “subversively” pleasing your partner or trying to sneak into business class in one of a thousand ways – a recent Reddit post has flight attendants sharing some NSFW stories.

So you think you’re pretty crafty, huh? You may have scored a free drink once, but that doesn’t mean flights are a free-for-all party of reckless abandon. The flight attendants are watching you, and they know exactly what you’re up to. Recently Reddit user venom_me19 asked flight attendants the most NSFW thing that’s ever happened on a flight. These are some of the best responses.

“Once I saw a girl giving a handjob to her boyfriend under a blanket. You could see what she was doing pretty clearly but they just didn’t care. This was in business class.” – Algirdas963

“Flight attendant here. Caught a guy peeing on a family. Had to call an emergency landing. Guy later admitted to being high on pills and thought he was in a lavatory. Had no recollection of doing what he did.” – Akepur

“Several months ago during a flight which I was unfortunately working, a man was so inspired by the goddess of a woman sitting next to him that he simply had to masturbate. In his seat. Just sitting next to her, indiscreetly jerking it under a blanket. Her boyfriend took a video. Law enforcement got involved. Awkward!” – beef_stewardess

“Had a couple switch seats in the back part of the plane during boarding to be able to sit together. Later we found them in the lav together, I think she was giving him head. One of the other FA’s working the flight said ‘wait that’s not her husband, she came on with a different guy.’ Turns out her husband was sitting in the front of the plane, totally oblivious.” – jillianjo

 

To read more NSFW tales, head to Reddit here.

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5 Comments

  1. grazing

    November 25, 2018 at 6:04 pm

    That’s all you got?

  2. FlyingNone

    November 25, 2018 at 7:36 pm

    What is NSFW ?

  3. HMO

    November 26, 2018 at 3:54 am

    @grazing, they just grab a couple of tales. You can see all following the venom_me19 link

  4. Mordor2112

    November 27, 2018 at 9:29 am

    These were the least Not Safe For Work NSFWs I’ve read.

  5. eng3

    November 28, 2018 at 9:23 am

    “Turns out her husband was sitting in the front of the plane, totally oblivious.” And that’s what you get for not giving your upgrade to your wife

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