Celebrate Ted's Retirement -Ted's Signing Board
#16
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: IAD UA1K, Hilton Gold, Hyatt Diamond
Programs: Random acts of kindness and senseless beauty
Posts: 1,235
Her head is in a bitter way
Her brain's on fire
She's just looking for the perfect wave
It's her brain's desire
I'll think of her when I walk the strand
On this true hormos a night
Ted is dead [4x]
She's just rotting in stupid bliss
With music on her bars uh
Her face burning in the L.A. sun
She got no got no fear of cars
I better kick my strand cruiser
To the friendlier oh oh oh oh oh oh
Ted is dead [4x]
Ted is dead
Ted is, yeah Ted is
Ted is dead [3x]
T.I.D. [3x]
No, no, no, no, no
Her brain's on fire
She's just looking for the perfect wave
It's her brain's desire
I'll think of her when I walk the strand
On this true hormos a night
Ted is dead [4x]
She's just rotting in stupid bliss
With music on her bars uh
Her face burning in the L.A. sun
She got no got no fear of cars
I better kick my strand cruiser
To the friendlier oh oh oh oh oh oh
Ted is dead [4x]
Ted is dead
Ted is, yeah Ted is
Ted is dead [3x]
T.I.D. [3x]
No, no, no, no, no
#17
FlyerTalk Evangelist
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Los Angeles / Basel
Programs: UA 1K MM, AA EXP, Hyatt Globalist
Posts: 26,926
I had the pleasure of flying TED for the first time last week on a LAS-IAD redeye.
There was a two hour mechanical delay...
Nice to meet you too, Theo!
There was a two hour mechanical delay...
Nice to meet you too, Theo!
#18
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: SFO/SJC
Programs: UA 1K & 2MM, Bonvoy Titanium & LTP, HH Gold, Accor Silver, Hertz PC, Avis PC
Posts: 2,350
I'm just saddened by the fact that I've flown in, I think, pretty much every seat type UA has had available since I first flew UA in 1992 (i.e. every variation of the F, C and Y seats that have been in place since that time)..... except for a Ted seat!
It's actually tempting to consider breaking my mileage run duck by deliberately seeking out a Ted flight, just to say that I've been there and done that....
It's actually tempting to consider breaking my mileage run duck by deliberately seeking out a Ted flight, just to say that I've been there and done that....
#19
In memoriam
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Chicago, IL (ORD), Phoenix AZ (PHX)
Programs: UA 1K 1.9MM, Starwood Platinum, a nothing in several others
Posts: 5,176
TED's wake is this weekend. A DO in memory of TED in TED's kind of city, RAR (Chicago, July 12-14)!