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Old Jun 17, 13, 12:47 pm   #1
 
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UA Testing New Toilet Paper on Yesterday's UA 931 [16-Jun-2013]

Apparently, they ran out in one lav half-way home and couldn't bother to transfer a roll from another.

Maybe this was part of the "split cashews" price savings.

Does SQ use Cottonelle? That's great stuff, BTW.



And before you ask, I went BACK to the lav AFTER I saw this. Didn't have the phone with me the first time.
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Old Jun 17, 13, 12:49 pm   #2
 
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this is un-freakin-real.
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Old Jun 17, 13, 12:56 pm   #3
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Apparently, they ran out in one lav half-way home and couldn't bother to transfer a roll from another.

Maybe this was part of the "split cashews" price savings.

Does SQ use Cottonelle? That's great stuff, BTW.


And before you ask, I went BACK to the lav AFTER I saw this. Didn't have the phone with me the first time.
Yuck!!!

I just hope they save more money so Jeff can get a bigger bonus.

Nothing else matters.

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Old Jun 17, 13, 12:56 pm   #4
 
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Unreal...thsi should be the photo to accompany Smisek in the WSJ article.....

Another change we are going to like - big squares of thick toilet papaer!

Not even in my worst flights in the third world have I seen something so stupid...
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Old Jun 17, 13, 12:58 pm   #5
 
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Wow. Well at least using that as toilet paper makes a fun way to vandalize a United logo...
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Old Jun 17, 13, 12:58 pm   #6
 
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At least I could do something useful with the logo...
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Old Jun 17, 13, 1:03 pm   #7
 
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Apparently, they ran out in one lav half-way home and couldn't bother to transfer a roll from another.

Maybe this was part of the "split cashews" price savings.

Does SQ use Cottonelle? That's great stuff, BTW.



And before you ask, I went BACK to the lav AFTER I saw this. Didn't have the phone with me the first time.
On an Int'l flight...inexcusable!!...Just shaking my head

...and for what it is worth, when I worked for FAA Medical years ago, this would have been a violation and subject to a fine...but these days, who knows

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Old Jun 17, 13, 1:26 pm   #8
 
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fly by the tips of your fingers is a good quote for toilet paper too
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Old Jun 17, 13, 1:30 pm   #9
 
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Completely ridiculous.
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Old Jun 17, 13, 1:30 pm   #10
 
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fly by the tips of your fingers is a good quote for toilet paper too
LOL

Is it strange that I bring my own on board? I use this
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Old Jun 17, 13, 1:33 pm   #11
 
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Is it strange that I bring my own on board?
not crazy at all, when you apparently can't count on TP to be provided with the cost of your ticket.
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Old Jun 17, 13, 1:35 pm   #12
 
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Apparently, they ran out in one lav half-way home and couldn't bother to transfer a roll from another.

Maybe this was part of the "split cashews" price savings.

Does SQ use Cottonelle? That's great stuff, BTW.

And before you ask, I went BACK to the lav AFTER I saw this. Didn't have the phone with me the first time.
No, this cuts down on advertising expense
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Old Jun 17, 13, 1:35 pm   #13
 
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not crazy at all, when you apparently can't count on TP to be provided with the cost of your ticket.
Some cheap British Airways flights are eligible for reduced TP.
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Old Jun 17, 13, 1:38 pm   #14
 
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This is just perfect. I also enjoy when they have a paper photo copy of the food menu in the J cabin - really giving customers a top notch premier travel experience.
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Old Jun 17, 13, 1:42 pm   #15
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In all seriousness, for international flights, do they really not keep an extra store of TP and tissues in a closet somewhere?
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