How to get kicked off a flight
Apr 5, 2005, 3:28 pm
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How to get kicked off a flight
Apr 5, 2005, 4:03 pm
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Here's the first four reasons, pretty funny read!
Board a flight drunk and put your face directly into the chest of a well endowed flight attendant while yelling the words “Blobby, blobby, blobbly.”
Snatch a man’s toupee and play “Keep Away” during boarding.
Take a swing at me and then at the pilot. He missed on both tries but did land in prison for six months.
Smoke marijuana in the lavatory and then insist it is for medicinal purposes. *
Board a flight drunk and put your face directly into the chest of a well endowed flight attendant while yelling the words “Blobby, blobby, blobbly.”
Snatch a man’s toupee and play “Keep Away” during boarding.
Take a swing at me and then at the pilot. He missed on both tries but did land in prison for six months.
Smoke marijuana in the lavatory and then insist it is for medicinal purposes. *
