Naked newspaper grab
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Naked newspaper grab
So for the first time, after being on the road for about 20 years, I was caught this morning doing the naked newspaper grab in the hall from the hotel room.
I need longer...um..arms.
I need longer...um..arms.
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got up in the morning, opened door to grab paper and a fellow road warrior was walking by on way to breakfast. To make matter worse he just snickered.
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Believe me the picture in your mind is plenty enough.
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This is why I always appreciate early AM hotel staffs that make the effort to ensure that a corner of the newspaper is tucked under the door bottom far enough to reach the inside....
#11
I don't grab the paper naked, but I do sleep in a large man's t-shirt and just the other day I opened the door to grab the paper and at that exact moment a coworker was walking past my door. No makeup, glasses, morning hair and a t-shirt is not how you want to greet a coworker.
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Hi,
I generally wait until I'm dressed to get the newspaper unless it is pushed under the door ( or if I have a bathrobe in the room I will put it on)
Regards
TBS
I generally wait until I'm dressed to get the newspaper unless it is pushed under the door ( or if I have a bathrobe in the room I will put it on)
Regards
TBS