The Nude-O-Scope Haiku Thread
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NOS reveals
hoyateach runs counter to
his stereotype
hoyateach runs counter to
his stereotype
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#11
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Nappy and Pissy
Shredding the Constitution
Smiles on their faces.
People in the streets
Guillotines ready to drop
O sweet sound, chop chop.
Hear the doors clang shut
TSOs in orange jumpsuits
Pervs and thieves locked up.
Airlines are happy
Revenues go up, up
The people have won.
Shredding the Constitution
Smiles on their faces.
People in the streets
Guillotines ready to drop
O sweet sound, chop chop.
Hear the doors clang shut
TSOs in orange jumpsuits
Pervs and thieves locked up.
Airlines are happy
Revenues go up, up
The people have won.
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You want to grope me
Run your hands between my legs
Buy me a drink, babe.
Run your hands between my legs
Buy me a drink, babe.