The Nude-O-Scope Haiku Thread

Old Nov 15, 2010, 7:47 pm
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The Nude-O-Scope Haiku Thread

I felt like venting in the poetic form of my ancestors. Please feel free to chime in.

TSA scanners.
My pants are now obsolete.
Ten inches, baby.
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Old Nov 15, 2010, 7:50 pm
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GED flunky
Never found a terrorist
Go get a burger
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Old Nov 15, 2010, 7:52 pm
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5-7-5?

In the naked scan
The emperor has no clothes
Good job TSA
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Old Nov 15, 2010, 7:52 pm
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NOS reveals
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Old Nov 15, 2010, 8:04 pm
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Originally Posted by hoyateach
I felt like venting in the poetic form of my ancestors. Please feel free to chime in.

TSA scanners.
My pants are now obsolete.
Ten inches, baby.
By hari kari
Your ancestors' honor saved
From molestation.
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Old Nov 15, 2010, 8:18 pm
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Tribute to John:

If you touch my junk
I will have you arrested
Not flying today



But the one khurley posted is best
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Old Nov 15, 2010, 8:32 pm
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Haiku

Pick the Nude-O-Scope
Or Agent Genital Grope.
No thanks Big Brother.
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Old Nov 15, 2010, 8:34 pm
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secret police state
TSA touches my junk
fourth amendment out
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Old Nov 15, 2010, 8:37 pm
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TSA help me:
my junk's a terrorist
penis on the loose
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Old Nov 15, 2010, 8:38 pm
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Old Nov 15, 2010, 8:42 pm
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Old Nov 15, 2010, 8:47 pm
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boobs on the big screen
crotch grabs on kids and babies
I feel much safer
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Old Nov 15, 2010, 8:53 pm
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let there be jihad
big bomb in my underwear
no it was just gas
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Old Nov 15, 2010, 8:54 pm
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Originally Posted by mulieri
let there be jihad
big bomb in my underwear
no it was just gas
Haha!!!
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Old Nov 15, 2010, 9:03 pm
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