Britney Spears did what no one else we know has ever done at LAX -- she took a Big Gulp-esque drink through the conveyor belt at security and drank with aplomb as she walked to her plane.
I'll think of this the next time I see a TSAer go after someone for liquids.
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OP made a typo in the thread title. Replace "TSA" with "TSO" and it sounds much more like the Brit I read about.
OTOH, they missed the chance to run her thru the Nude-O-Scope to check if she was wearing underwear today? Oh, wait, unnecessary layer of security, we already know the answer.
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Please keep this thread limited to Britney Spears, and do not go OT and start talking about people.
But it took me a sec.
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OTOH, they missed the chance to run her thru the Nude-O-Scope to check if she was wearing underwear today? Oh, wait, unnecessary layer of security, we already know the answer.
Do you mean that Britney considers that underwear an unnecessary layer of security?
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They probably made a snap decision -
option A - allow pop diva to carry big gulp through the checkpoint
option B - do not allow pop diva to carry big gulp through checkpoint and stand by helplessly while pop diva throws contents of big gulp cup all over screeners
I'm pretty sure they've seen enough celebs come through the checkpoint that they figured out option A was the better option.
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option A - allow pop diva to carry big gulp through the checkpoint
option B - do not allow pop diva to carry big gulp through checkpoint and stand by helplessly while pop diva throws contents of big gulp cup all over screeners
I'm pretty sure they've seen enough celebs come through the checkpoint that they figured out option A was the better option.
Perhaps we should all through celebrity-inspired fits at the checkpoint as described in option B, thus relieving the Country of this lunacy!!