USA Today on TSA's new badges
#16
Join Date: Jun 2005
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Was I a rogue screener?
Or just an adult (yuck! I hate that word to describe myself)
#17
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badges? badges? we don't need no stinking badges
ok, so i don't get it.....
day 1: this is a badge. it is shiny (15 minute break), it has a pin which is sharp so be careful not to stick yourself (lunch), how to fill out on the job injury forms if you have been stuck by the pin on your badge (15 minute break) preview of day 2 (end of day 1 session)
day 2: demo of how to insert badge on your uniform (15 minute break) hands on practice on inserting your badge on to your uniform (lunch) filling out on the job injury forms for those who stuck themselves with the pin on their badges during the hands on practice (15 minute break) hand out given with instructions on how to talk to pax in a calming manner (end of two day session)
it's your tax dollars hard at work folks <sheesh >
Airport screeners will get badges after finishing a two-day training program covering issues related to badges as well as how to talk to passengers in a calming manner
day 2: demo of how to insert badge on your uniform (15 minute break) hands on practice on inserting your badge on to your uniform (lunch) filling out on the job injury forms for those who stuck themselves with the pin on their badges during the hands on practice (15 minute break) hand out given with instructions on how to talk to pax in a calming manner (end of two day session)
it's your tax dollars hard at work folks <sheesh >
#18
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Do it the old fashioned way
Nowadays it's all done with lawyers and clerks typing forms, but I like the good ole days in the Union Army when someone was "drummed out" for a dishonerable discharge: Head shaved and uniform stripped of its buttons and insignia while the band played the "Rouge's March."
If some around here ever gets their way and TSA is disbanded, it would be only fitting and proper to line em all up and let a volunteer from the "other side" rip off their insignia. As the uniforms get fancier, all I see is more shiny stuff to rip off!
Someone care to calculate how long it will take People's Volunteer Spiff to rip off 45,000 badges?
If some around here ever gets their way and TSA is disbanded, it would be only fitting and proper to line em all up and let a volunteer from the "other side" rip off their insignia. As the uniforms get fancier, all I see is more shiny stuff to rip off!
Someone care to calculate how long it will take People's Volunteer Spiff to rip off 45,000 badges?
#19
Join Date: Feb 2008
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Nowadays it's all done with lawyers and clerks typing forms, but I like the good ole days in the Union Army when someone was "drummed out" for a dishonerable discharge: Head shaved and uniform stripped of its buttons and insignia while the band played the "Rouge's March."
If some around here ever gets their way and TSA is disbanded, it would be only fitting and proper to line em all up and let a volunteer from the "other side" rip off their insignia. As the uniforms get fancier, all I see is more shiny stuff to rip off!
Someone care to calculate how long it will take People's Volunteer Spiff to rip off 45,000 badges?
If some around here ever gets their way and TSA is disbanded, it would be only fitting and proper to line em all up and let a volunteer from the "other side" rip off their insignia. As the uniforms get fancier, all I see is more shiny stuff to rip off!
Someone care to calculate how long it will take People's Volunteer Spiff to rip off 45,000 badges?
#20
Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 562
Heavens no...come to think of it, flashing a badge in front of those punkazzes (who probably wouldn't have been able to discern a TSA badge from any other badge) might have given them a well-needed brick in the trousers. But seriously, when I think of rogue screeners flashing a badge, I think more of using it for unauthorized free passage on the Metro, or worse, such as confiscating property.
I can see a TSO wrongfully flashing their badge to get out of speeding tickets, to impress girls at a bar, or some other stupid thing like that. It won't be long after the badges are issued that something stupid does happen.
#22
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: The land of the snow and ice
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This is strange...
Suddenly, I feel different about the TSA...
I no longer hate them for trampling my dignity and freedoms...
I no longer care that they represent all that is wrong with our country...
I no longer care about removing my shoes, putting my "freedom baggie" in a "victory bin" and sending them through the "protection machine..."
I enjoy being groped by a wannabe sex offender with yesterday's gloves...
I look forward to being told that the Big Book O-Rules doesn't apply to me because of whatever insane reason the screener just thought up...
I cannot wait to be told that my passport is not valid ID because it "isn't a state-issued ID;" (a real states-rights TSO!) my driver's license isn't valid because it's expired on the front and has a renewal sticker on the back; my State of Alaska Employee ID Card isn't valid because it isn't a government-issue...
Something is definitely different. I can't quite place my finger on it. Wait, is that it? Really? It is... It must be! Yes! It is! Ha Ha! Eureka! IT'S THE BADGES!!! HOOORAAAAYYYY!!! The badges have cancelled out everything that was wrong with TSA! They have allowed me to see the light! Edmund S. tapdancing Hawley, I have seen the LIGHT!
Suddenly, I feel different about the TSA...
I no longer hate them for trampling my dignity and freedoms...
I no longer care that they represent all that is wrong with our country...
I no longer care about removing my shoes, putting my "freedom baggie" in a "victory bin" and sending them through the "protection machine..."
I enjoy being groped by a wannabe sex offender with yesterday's gloves...
I look forward to being told that the Big Book O-Rules doesn't apply to me because of whatever insane reason the screener just thought up...
I cannot wait to be told that my passport is not valid ID because it "isn't a state-issued ID;" (a real states-rights TSO!) my driver's license isn't valid because it's expired on the front and has a renewal sticker on the back; my State of Alaska Employee ID Card isn't valid because it isn't a government-issue...
Something is definitely different. I can't quite place my finger on it. Wait, is that it? Really? It is... It must be! Yes! It is! Ha Ha! Eureka! IT'S THE BADGES!!! HOOORAAAAYYYY!!! The badges have cancelled out everything that was wrong with TSA! They have allowed me to see the light! Edmund S. tapdancing Hawley, I have seen the LIGHT!
#23
Join Date: Jun 2008
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this thread reminded me of a bit in Napoleon Dynamite
Uncle Rico : We also need some way to make us look official, like we got all the answers.
Kip : How bout some gold bracelets?
Uncle Rico : We need like some name tags with our picture on it, all laminated and what not. I mean, we gotta look legit man.
Kip : That's true, that's true.
Uncle Rico : We also need some way to make us look official, like we got all the answers.
Kip : How bout some gold bracelets?
Uncle Rico : We need like some name tags with our picture on it, all laminated and what not. I mean, we gotta look legit man.
Kip : That's true, that's true.
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Nowadays it's all done with lawyers and clerks typing forms, but I like the good ole days in the Union Army when someone was "drummed out" for a dishonerable discharge: Head shaved and uniform stripped of its buttons and insignia while the band played the "Rouge's March."
If some around here ever gets their way and TSA is disbanded, it would be only fitting and proper to line em all up and let a volunteer from the "other side" rip off their insignia. As the uniforms get fancier, all I see is more shiny stuff to rip off!
Someone care to calculate how long it will take People's Volunteer Spiff to rip off 45,000 badges?
If some around here ever gets their way and TSA is disbanded, it would be only fitting and proper to line em all up and let a volunteer from the "other side" rip off their insignia. As the uniforms get fancier, all I see is more shiny stuff to rip off!
Someone care to calculate how long it will take People's Volunteer Spiff to rip off 45,000 badges?
Hair looks better on than off. Now, badges and patches, on the other hand, look much better on the floor.
#27
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Mike
#29
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I don't know if they do it everywhere, but riding the train or bus is really the only way to get to the airport (or I could pay to park at the terminal for $25 a shift). Also, they have started a program (can't remember the correct acronym, but we call it Viper) and TSO's actually ride the trains for visual prescence (or something like that).
Daughter: What do you do at work Daddy?
Father: I make up names of inane TSA Programs in the hopes of tricking people in to thinking that we are working hard...even on our way to work!
Daughter: Oh Daddy! I love you!