Teach your kids how to behave at the Airport
Mar 5, 2008, 10:25 am
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Teach your kids how to behave at the Airport
Surely the best educational toy for all you family types out there.
Or is it for the TSA practical exams?
security checkpoint
Or is it for the TSA practical exams?
security checkpoint
Mar 5, 2008, 1:24 pm
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What the hell?! 
I couldn't help but laugh out loud at these on that product page.
Customers who viewed this item also viewed:
L. Ron Hubbard's Dianetics, Kid's Pimp Suit Costume, The Big Book O'Beer, Safe Crackers also by PlayMobil, and the Asus Eee 4G.
Wow. Just...wow.
I couldn't help but laugh out loud at these on that product page.
Customers who viewed this item also viewed:
L. Ron Hubbard's Dianetics, Kid's Pimp Suit Costume, The Big Book O'Beer, Safe Crackers also by PlayMobil, and the Asus Eee 4G.
Wow. Just...wow.
Mar 5, 2008, 1:28 pm
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Surely the best educational toy for all you family types out there.
Or is it for the TSA practical exams?
security checkpoint
Or is it for the TSA practical exams?
security checkpoint
Mar 5, 2008, 1:28 pm
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The traveler hands her spare change and watch to the security guard and proceeds through the metal detector. With no time to spare, she picks up her luggage and hurries to board her flight!
Read the customer comments, they're great.
Mar 8, 2008, 4:18 am
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Mar 8, 2008, 11:37 am
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Mar 8, 2008, 2:06 pm
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Funny, I had thought this post was going to be about the toddler who squalled "NO!...NO!...NO!....NO!" at the top of its lungs for a good half-hour as he and his family made their way through a torturously long line today at the checkpoint at which I work.
It brought to mind my mother's old threat/adage: "If you want to cry, I'll GIVE you something to cry about!"
Unfortunately, these parents appeared to be from the Dr. Spock set, and kept trying in vain to "comfort" said child, rather than giving him what he was clearly asking for -- a sound spanking.
Or, as a passenger behind them in line muttered, "Someone should Taser his a$$!"
I agreed!
It brought to mind my mother's old threat/adage: "If you want to cry, I'll GIVE you something to cry about!"
Unfortunately, these parents appeared to be from the Dr. Spock set, and kept trying in vain to "comfort" said child, rather than giving him what he was clearly asking for -- a sound spanking.
Or, as a passenger behind them in line muttered, "Someone should Taser his a$$!"
I agreed!
Mar 8, 2008, 3:15 pm
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Unfortunately, these parents appeared to be from the Dr. Spock set, and kept trying in vain to "comfort" said child, rather than giving him what he was clearly asking for -- a sound spanking.
Or, as a passenger behind them in line muttered, "Someone should Taser his a$$!"
I agreed!
Or, as a passenger behind them in line muttered, "Someone should Taser his a$$!"
I agreed!
Today, he will be over 100 years old. I'm sure he is in the heaven for a long time.
Mar 8, 2008, 3:27 pm
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Funny, I had thought this post was going to be about the toddler who squalled "NO!...NO!...NO!....NO!" at the top of its lungs for a good half-hour as he and his family made their way through a torturously long line today at the checkpoint at which I work.
It brought to mind my mother's old threat/adage: "If you want to cry, I'll GIVE you something to cry about!"
Unfortunately, these parents appeared to be from the Dr. Spock set, and kept trying in vain to "comfort" said child, rather than giving him what he was clearly asking for -- a sound spanking.
Or, as a passenger behind them in line muttered, "Someone should Taser his a$$!"
I agreed!
It brought to mind my mother's old threat/adage: "If you want to cry, I'll GIVE you something to cry about!"
Unfortunately, these parents appeared to be from the Dr. Spock set, and kept trying in vain to "comfort" said child, rather than giving him what he was clearly asking for -- a sound spanking.
Or, as a passenger behind them in line muttered, "Someone should Taser his a$$!"
I agreed!