Somali plane blast-tighter laptop security coming?
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What more do you want? Evidence that groups of TSOs have been involved in smuggling drugs, smuggling weapons, and targeting male pax for sexual molestation?
TSA's response would be "yeah, OK, but they're only a tiny part of the work force and besides, they only lied, smuggled, stole and molested - they didn't engage in terroristic acts like pax and airport workers".
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[QUOTE=chollie;26152949]No one has explained to me why it is impossible to have a device like a laptop constructed so that it is both an explosive device and can appear to power up normally.QUOTE]
It's not. I once saw a training film where they showed us how a Barbasol shaving cream can could secretly keep embryos frozen while still dispensing shaving cream.
Laptop like that that would be a piece of cake or easy as pie. Mmmm, must be getting to be lunch time!
It's not. I once saw a training film where they showed us how a Barbasol shaving cream can could secretly keep embryos frozen while still dispensing shaving cream.
Laptop like that that would be a piece of cake or easy as pie. Mmmm, must be getting to be lunch time!
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[QUOTE=Section 107;26153126]
I'm still visualizing the Barbasol can - and wondering why?
Yes, it's lunch time.
No one has explained to me why it is impossible to have a device like a laptop constructed so that it is both an explosive device and can appear to power up normally.QUOTE]
It's not. I once saw a training film where they showed us how a Barbasol shaving cream can could secretly keep embryos frozen while still dispensing shaving cream.
Laptop like that that would be a piece of cake or easy as pie. Mmmm, must be getting to be lunch time!
It's not. I once saw a training film where they showed us how a Barbasol shaving cream can could secretly keep embryos frozen while still dispensing shaving cream.
Laptop like that that would be a piece of cake or easy as pie. Mmmm, must be getting to be lunch time!
Yes, it's lunch time.
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No one has explained to me why it is impossible to have a device like a laptop constructed so that it is both an explosive device and can appear to power up normally.
The camera thing annoyed me - I was still using film and he wasted two of my shots.
Seems to me that there was some kind of brief fuss (maybe centered in the UK?) a few months ago about pax being randomly required to prove devices like cellphones and laptops could be powered up at the checkpoint. I don't know what happened with that - as you might expect, some travelers do show up at checkpoints with dead cellphone or laptop batteries....
The camera thing annoyed me - I was still using film and he wasted two of my shots.
Seems to me that there was some kind of brief fuss (maybe centered in the UK?) a few months ago about pax being randomly required to prove devices like cellphones and laptops could be powered up at the checkpoint. I don't know what happened with that - as you might expect, some travelers do show up at checkpoints with dead cellphone or laptop batteries....
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[QUOTE=Section 107;26153126]
Wondering about the black market for frozen embryos.
No one has explained to me why it is impossible to have a device like a laptop constructed so that it is both an explosive device and can appear to power up normally.QUOTE]
It's not. I once saw a training film where they showed us how a Barbasol shaving cream can could secretly keep embryos frozen while still dispensing shaving cream.
Laptop like that that would be a piece of cake or easy as pie. Mmmm, must be getting to be lunch time!
It's not. I once saw a training film where they showed us how a Barbasol shaving cream can could secretly keep embryos frozen while still dispensing shaving cream.
Laptop like that that would be a piece of cake or easy as pie. Mmmm, must be getting to be lunch time!
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Why bother with that? There's no TSA control for landslide to airside for airport workers so just carry a fake computer (or explosive container of choice) through the back of baggage claim and get it either on an aircraft or slip it to a boarding passenger willing to give his/her all for whatever cause.
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Why bother with that? There's no TSA control for landslide to airside for airport workers so just carry a fake computer (or explosive container of choice) through the back of baggage claim and get it either on an aircraft or slip it to a boarding passenger willing to give his/her all for whatever cause.
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I am sure the TSA will find a way to make things harder on all of us without actually improving security. All laptops out, all laptops must be powered up, etc. If they're really feeling noisome, we'll probably get 100% ETD swabs of laptops.
You sure that wasn't a clip from Jurassic Park?
You sure that wasn't a clip from Jurassic Park?
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I think we are supposed to believe/hope that real threats (not nutters just chancing it, like Reid and Abdullah and the recent Somali), are all going to be handled by another agency's intel before TSA ever gets involved.
TSA and the airlines must also do a patriot test on new hires. A true patriot might take advantage of his position to smuggle drugs and guns and money and to steal and grope innocent people, but he would never ever smuggle something that could jeopardize aviation safety.
I don't know about the rest of you, but TSA is the first outfit I've ever heard of where a background check means you are completely on the honor system and free of suspicion. I've had much higher clearances, and IME, in a well-run organization (not Snowden's), no one is ever above suspicion or immune to unannounced audits and checks.
TSA and the airlines must also do a patriot test on new hires. A true patriot might take advantage of his position to smuggle drugs and guns and money and to steal and grope innocent people, but he would never ever smuggle something that could jeopardize aviation safety.
I don't know about the rest of you, but TSA is the first outfit I've ever heard of where a background check means you are completely on the honor system and free of suspicion. I've had much higher clearances, and IME, in a well-run organization (not Snowden's), no one is ever above suspicion or immune to unannounced audits and checks.
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No one has explained to me why it is impossible to have a device like a laptop constructed so that it is both an explosive device and can appear to power up normally.
The camera thing annoyed me - I was still using film and he wasted two of my shots.
Seems to me that there was some kind of brief fuss (maybe centered in the UK?) a few months ago about pax being randomly required to prove devices like cellphones and laptops could be powered up at the checkpoint. I don't know what happened with that - as you might expect, some travelers do show up at checkpoints with dead cellphone or laptop batteries....
The camera thing annoyed me - I was still using film and he wasted two of my shots.
Seems to me that there was some kind of brief fuss (maybe centered in the UK?) a few months ago about pax being randomly required to prove devices like cellphones and laptops could be powered up at the checkpoint. I don't know what happened with that - as you might expect, some travelers do show up at checkpoints with dead cellphone or laptop batteries....
My machine has three drive bays--and no TSA guy would suspect anything if two of them were empty. However, that's only half a cubic inch, not enough to do much with.
There's probably more space to be had against the motherboard (I haven't had mine apart to know how much that might be) and it won't be exposed by a power-up test. It's pretty thin, though, and when you spread explosives out like that you give up some of the destructive ability.
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Why bother with that? There's no TSA control for landslide to airside for airport workers so just carry a fake computer (or explosive container of choice) through the back of baggage claim and get it either on an aircraft or slip it to a boarding passenger willing to give his/her all for whatever cause.
Build your fake bomb to look like a common model of laptop. Wait around for someone at a gate with a laptop like it who is careless about their bags soon before the plane boards. Swap machines.
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The porous airport security environment is something that we should all dwell on, a lot!
TSA either knows of this security weakness and is negligent in their responsibilities to travelers or TSA is truly incompetent if the security weakness is not known.
Screening of airport workers, including TSA employees, is something that travelers should demand.