So after rebooking onto LX, my Italian team told me to get to the airport PDQ and to take a cab (if I could find one).
Am marching towards the taxi stand near the office, trolley bag in hand and see an elderly lady get into the only cab on the rank

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Then all of a sudden, the cabbie that picked up the elderly lady winds down the window and says "Malpensa ?"
I say "yes" he says "jump in, we drop her off on the way" !!!
Italian hospitality at its best

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