Canadian Coffee Complainer Banned For Life From Tim Horton's

mbstone · Feb 8, 10, 5:23 pm

Story

"It was like brown, burnt water," said Jimmy Craig. "I almost, you know, got sick in the sink."

Craig has contacted a lawyer to try to get the ban overturned.

Meanwhile, he can only return to the Tim Hortons if he's on the job as a paramedic, responding to a medical emergency.

**BiziBB** · Feb 8, 10, 5:37 pm

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Originally Posted by mbstone

Story

"It was like brown, burnt water," said Jimmy Craig. "I almost, you know, got sick in the sink."

Craig has contacted a lawyer to try to get the ban overturned.

Meanwhile, he can only return to the Tim Hortons if he's on the job as a paramedic, responding to a medical emergency.

Craig, Canadian Coffee Complainer, contacts CBC!
Coventry, Craig...

Caribou Coffee Convert?

Crikey!

mbstone · Feb 8, 10, 6:22 pm

"Brown, Burnt" Brew Beef Begets Ban

JohnWM · Feb 8, 10, 10:25 pm

would the man ever want to return?

Jack Napier · Feb 9, 10, 1:50 am

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Originally Posted by BiziBB

Caribou Coffee Convert?

Sounds sort of woody to me

Jazzop · Feb 9, 10, 2:26 am

Is this thread a contest to write headlines for the New York Post?

mjcewl1284 · Feb 9, 10, 3:31 am

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Originally Posted by JohnWM

Why would the man ever want to return?

This

lin821 · Feb 9, 10, 11:00 am

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Originally Posted by mjcewl1284

This

What is "This?"

Did you mean publicity, 5-minute of fame, or was there a missing hyperlink you wanted to take us to?

mbstone · Feb 9, 10, 2:21 pm

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Originally Posted by Jazzop

Is this thread a contest to write headlines for the New York Post?

You nailed it. I have been waiting to be discovered as a tabloid headline writer ever since my first job changing the ribbons on the wire-service tickers in the newsroom. My fingernails are still dirty from the experience.

yyzvoyageur · Feb 9, 10, 2:46 pm

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Originally Posted by mbstone

[i]"It was like brown, burnt water," said Jimmy Craig. "I almost, you know, got sick in the sink."

Sounds like every cup of coffee (not many) I've ever had from Tim Hortons.

**BiziBB** · Feb 10, 10, 6:12 am

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Originally Posted by mbstone

You nailed it. I have been waiting to be discovered as a tabloid headline writer ever since my first job changing the ribbons on the wire-service tickers in the newsroom. My fingernails are still dirty from the experience.

Cordial contracts, cobber!
Subbie success solicitations.

RockyMtnScotsman · Feb 10, 10, 10:52 am

sounds more like a reward than "punishment"

Braindrain · Feb 10, 10, 2:56 pm

People just don't understand a blessing in disguise.

PTravel · Feb 10, 10, 3:06 pm

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Originally Posted by mbstone

Story

"It was like brown, burnt water," said Jimmy Craig. "I almost, you know, got sick in the sink."

Craig has contacted a lawyer to try to get the ban overturned.

Meanwhile, he can only return to the Tim Hortons if he's on the job as a paramedic, responding to a medical emergency.

He's a "coffee enthusiast" and he drinks decaf? He deserves to be banned.

kipper · Feb 10, 10, 5:15 pm

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Originally Posted by PTravel

He's a "coffee enthusiast" and he drinks decaf? He deserves to be banned.

My thoughts exactly!