Teh Penalty Box
Jan 27, 2011, 9:41 am
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v to pass before she could be granted my status.Q:What do you get at 100K miles?
A: An angry wife
Q:What does UA call 100K status
A: What relevance does this have to me never flying in whY?
Q: What is the UA logo?
A: Is that the Bob Marley one?
Q:What is top tier on LH?
A: Swiss.
Jan 27, 2011, 9:42 am
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Here's how teh Canuck would have answered those questions:
Q:What do you get at 100K miles?
A: An angry wife
Q:What does UA call 100K status
A: What relevance does this have to me never flying in whY?
Q: What is the UA logo?
A: Is that the Bob Marley one?
Q:What is top tier on LH?
A: Swiss.
Q:What do you get at 100K miles?
A: An angry wife
Q:What does UA call 100K status
A: What relevance does this have to me never flying in whY?
Q: What is the UA logo?
A: Is that the Bob Marley one?
Q:What is top tier on LH?
A: Swiss.
Jan 27, 2011, 9:44 am
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Jan 27, 2011, 9:45 am
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Here's how teh Canuck would have answered those questions:
Q:What do you get at 100K miles?
A: An angry wife
Q:What does UA call 100K status
A: What relevance does this have to me never flying in whY?
Q: What is the UA logo?
A: Is that the Bob Marley one?
Q:What is top tier on LH?
A: Swiss.
Q:What do you get at 100K miles?
A: An angry wife
Q:What does UA call 100K status
A: What relevance does this have to me never flying in whY?
Q: What is the UA logo?
A: Is that the Bob Marley one?
Q:What is top tier on LH?
A: Swiss.
Jan 27, 2011, 9:45 am
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So I'm job-seeking now...where's the Job Fairy at...I need me some holiful blessing from thou!
Jan 27, 2011, 9:45 am
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Jan 27, 2011, 9:45 am
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Jan 27, 2011, 9:46 am
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Here's how teh Canuck would have answered those questions:
Q:What do you get at 100K miles?
A: An angry wife
Q:What does UA call 100K status
A: What relevance does this have to me never flying in whY?
Q: What is the UA logo?
A: Is that the Bob Marley one?
Q:What is top tier on LH?
A: Swiss.
Q:What do you get at 100K miles?
A: An angry wife
Q:What does UA call 100K status
A: What relevance does this have to me never flying in whY?
Q: What is the UA logo?
A: Is that the Bob Marley one?
Q:What is top tier on LH?
A: Swiss.
Jan 27, 2011, 9:47 am
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OTH...Just realized a vital milestone of importance is quickly approaching us...the 60,000th Poast!
Jan 27, 2011, 9:48 am
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Jan 27, 2011, 9:48 am
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I'm ready for lunch.
Jan 27, 2011, 9:48 am
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Jan 27, 2011, 9:49 am
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