Wallet Grab in Austin: "It's Procedure."
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If they do a gloveless grope anywhere, just tell them you might be a MRSA carrier when they are done.
Data point- ANC TSA let a water bottle through yesterday afternoon when he was asked and it also made it through the rads box. Amazing. Gotta love Alaska.
Data point- ANC TSA let a water bottle through yesterday afternoon when he was asked and it also made it through the rads box. Amazing. Gotta love Alaska.
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Seriously? Do you expect ANY TSA person will know what MRSA is?
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TSO #1: "Now I'm going to pat down your leg."
In a twinkling, before I have time to argue, he drops to one knee, cups my left leg with both hands, and runs them up past my knee toward my crotch -- bumping it hard. He gets up just as quickly.
TSO #1 "There. That's procedure, too."
And they both walk away.
I'm sure America is safer because of stuff like this. I just can't figure out how, exactly.
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