roxanna

OK, this isn’t an invitation so no smut pleez – thought some FTs might be in need of a ‘lighter’ thread! What are the most unusual or interesting items that you’ve found in your hotel room or indeed in your in-flight goody bags?

After a corporate do last night, I stopped overnight in the City and was amused by some of the goodies and notes left around in my hotel room. Two in particular had me in fits – ‘Snog me incessantly’ which I tried but found disgusting (it’s breath freshner by the way) and ‘Some like it hot, some like it hotter!’(the shower of course)

I’m sure FTs have come across very odd things……..

sunrisegirl

'No smut pleez' - on the BA Forum. That's being hopeful isn't it.

Never had anything like you got last night, but one of my favourite things from in flight goody bags were the cute little ducks VS gave out. They were adorable. Believe you can get quite a bit for them on e-bay but I'm not parting with mine.

Teece

Don't give up the day job - a set of five going for Ł2.50 plus postage:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/SET-OF-5-VIRGI...QQcmdZViewItem

spotwelder

I was in Oslo recently, and found what many of the BA board might find quite exciting, in my hotel room on arrival at midnight. There was a man already in my bed. I know that most of you would find a ready-man of interest, but despite my single status, I have not yet changed sides!

No, there were no signs of horns sticking out, from his head or elsewhere....

HIDDY

Never found anything exciting only fluff when putting my hand down the back of the chair to see if anybody had lost something.

A strange thing did happen to me once in a hotel in Washington State....it was a very warm night and as the room was one up I left the window ajar. Although deeply asleep I suddenly woke up and was aware of the window moving, I got out from the bed half asleep and naked and on pulling back the curtain I came face to face with a man standing on the small ledge below the window wearing a nightgown
Not sure who got the bigger fright but he mumbled something and left. I dread to think what would have happened had I not woken up - he may have uttered your title words.

I enquired at check out if someone had been locked out their room but I left none the wiser.

roxanna

[QUOTE=spotwelder;7936979]I was in Oslo recently, and found what many of the BA board might find quite exciting, in my hotel room on arrival at midnight. There was a man already in my bed. I know that most of you would find a ready-man of interest, but despite my single status, I have not yet changed sides!

I've also had a similar experience years and years ago, courtesy of the British Council, who organised the accommodation and mission. I came back to my room after midnight to find 3 Poles had made themselves very much at home and were having a full blown party in the room. They'd known I was transferring to another room, but someone had forgot to tell yours truly. On the last evening, it looked like I would be homeless as the rest of the team were returning home, but I'd stayed the extra day. Full day manning the exhibition stand, suitcase packed, no home to go to! Spur of the moment decision, ended up in Warsaw.

Pyeinthesky

LOL!

mwalsh

Also in Oslo, @ the Continental Hotel - a small collection of Norwegian porn magazines! Say, do you suppose after reading Norwegian porn you get Norwegian Wood?

In London, @ the Millennium Gloucester - a pair of (thankfully new) black fishnet tights. I still have them, or rather my wife does (no insinuations please)...though she thinks they're 'tarty' and will only wear them with her French Maid outfit when I ask very nicely.

sunrisegirl

I stayed at a hotel in Blackpool many years ago - please be kind I know it's nothing to brag about!!

I was booked in a single room which was the size of a closet and had a single bed which I fell out of! On the second night I asked if I could get another bed to adjoin to it making a double. As I moved the wardrobe to fit this in a vibrator fell out The mind boggles as the average age of the clientele was about 95 years!

Pocket Aces

All I can think about is the lack of things I found in certain hotel rooms which I was expecting. Soap, towels etc.

I've stayed in a few poor hotels in my time, including one in Blackpool where the TV was coin operated and I think it was even in black and white! Also had a maid walk in when I was completely naked and she didn't bat an eyelid and proceeded to clean the room.

There was once a couple already in my hotel room, but I didn't walk all the way in, and no they weren't making any groaning noises!

roxanna

So they did come in handy then? You sound like my friend Mark who used to give me the oddest of birthday presents which I had difficulty explaining to my colleagues.......