Newsstand - Smoking on plane was costly

http://www.caycompass.com/cgi-bin/CFPnews.cgi?ID=1029200

Smoking on an airplane cost David Edgar White $500 and a night in custody at the George Town Police Station.
White, an American citizen, was scheduled to leave Cayman aboard a Cayman Airways flight to Miami on Sunday, 9 March.
Instead, he was brought to Summary Court around noon on Monday. Crown Counsel Tonya Lobban told Magistrate Nova Hall police were hoping the matter could be dealt with quickly so that White could be put on a flight later that day.

From the article:

After finding his seat, he went to a restroom with a partly–burnt cigarette which he had behind his ear. ... Asked for his explanation, White said he certainly wouldn’t deliberately smoke on an airplane. He had gone to the bathroom and was fixing his hair when he realised he had the cigarette. He saw an ashtray and it said ‘dispose of cigarette here’. “I lit the cigarette, took a couple of puffs and disposed of it,” he told the court

I get it -- if it was a partially burned cigarette before you lit up in the lav, it doesn't count.

And oral sex isn't sex... :rolleyes:

From the article:

After finding his seat, he went to a restroom with a partly–burnt cigarette which he had behind his ear. ... Asked for his explanation, White said he certainly wouldn’t deliberately smoke on an airplane. He had gone to the bathroom and was fixing his hair when he realised he had the cigarette. He saw an ashtray and it said ‘dispose of cigarette here’. “I lit the cigarette, took a couple of puffs and disposed of it,” he told the court

I get it -- if it was a partially burned cigarette before you lit up in the lav, it doesn't count.

And oral sex isn't sex... :rolleyes:kinda like being sorta pregnant :eek: and you're "right" as according to bubba, "oral sex isn't sex ;)