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violist
Dec 14, 06, 1:26 pm
UA 161 BOS LAX 0825 1156 752 2A

The crew started out generally poker-faced as though they
had been warned about a potential crisis on board, but
when it became clear that all we all wanted to do was get
to California on time, they warmed up, and there was no
shortage of smiles afterward; service was attentive pretty
much throughout the flight. Actually, there was one FA, a
black woman, who had been quite cordial even from the
initial greeting at the door.

Courvoisier was served nicely warmed (i.e., just barely)
but was horribly acrid, as though it had been cut with lye
or something. Astonishing and wretched.

The breakfast choices were an "egg souffle" or the fruit
plate. I was intrigued by the former, which turned out to be
a sizable plate of food - the egg item, probably two eggs'
worth, filled with a gooey bland cheese and a large quantity
of asparagus, but all the bottoms of the stem, no tips, all
bits I'd throw away. On the side, stewed zucchini, hash
browns, a nice greasy pork sausage, and a slice of Canadian
bacon. These days Carol is always in the back of my mind,
and there she was, encouraging me with croons of "goo for
yoo" to finish my zucchini (which I do not like).

I did a bunch of work, as we had empower ports!, but much
of the flight was quite turbulent, and it was tough to
concentrate; but we landed half an hour early, which made
up for a lot.

We got the survey. I gave them fairly high marks despite
being fairly certain that the service had been to the
survey - I wonder whether the change in attitude came about
when they saw that the surveys had been loaded. After all,
the UA flight attendant with whom I have been closest was
trained as an actress.

UX6493 LAX SJC 1226 1337 CRJ 4A

A very competent and friendly FA on the SkyWest flight.
Some lady sat down next to me - she couldn't find her real
seat and claimed fatigue, having just come from Tokyo, so
she said. No problem on that score, but she had about 5
carryons, taking up the space in front of me, the space
in front of the seat in front (she'd originally attempted
to sit in 3B), and one other. The older woman in 3A kept
banging her head (via palsy, not insanity) on the window.
I tried to sleep through this but failed, so I had the
Plane Cookie, which was oatmeal chocolate chip mint. We
landed right on time, and I was glad to be out of there.
The FA had facilitated this by arranging wheelchairs for
the palsied woman and my seat mate both, during the flight.

Went downtown on the light rail, and, encouraged by a
positive report from one Ronald McDonald in his book
about hamburgers (I am in fact serious), went to Original
Joe's and had one: it was huge, bigger than the advertised
12 oz, medium-rare as ordered, and served on half a loaf
of Italian bread. Ronald McDonald was nuts to call it one
of the great burgers in the world (the one at Caper's Loft
down the street is better), but it was fine. An interesting
thing - it appeared to be two types of ground meat, a pure
beef blob in the middle, surrounded by a meatloaf mix-like
substance that included beef, onions, and maybe a little
filler on the outside. I am still burping onion as I write,
some 5 hours later. The burger came with greasy, downtrodden
fries. I ate at the counter with a good view of the cooks:
there was one guy who did just about everything on the
range, another everything on the grill, and a couple others
who just kind of stood around, including one woman whose
role seemed to be to box up takeaway orders and periodically
poke around the French fries (with tongs) and take out the
crispest looking one for herself to munch on in front of
the customers.

Motored about a while on the light rail (my ticket was good
from 2 to 10) to try to find an appropriate present for my
Secret Santa, but failed. On the way back the car was taken
over by a gang of grannies who had apparently been sprung
from their rest home for the afternoon. They had had a lunch
whose salient feature was a glass of wine each (one noted,
perhaps not in jest, that it disagreed with Alzheimer's
medication). They roared out-of-tune carols with mangled or
bawdy-ized words and tried to bully the rest of the
passengers into joining them. I gave them a hearty bah,
humbug and asked "what's become of the youth of today,"
both of which earned nervous laughter. On hearing the story
Carol suggests that I should have sung "Grandma Got Run
Over by a Reindeer."

Back to the airport and Martini Monkey, where a Corazon
Anejo was just $8.75 for a big shot. It has a neat bay
leaf and lemon nose, lots of pepper on the palate: good.

Check-in gave me the unpleasant shock that my Mileage Plus
number wasn't in there, despite the US Gold desk swearing up
and down that it was. Oh, yes, as I didn't put my DM number
in, I was resigned to flying coach. The machine gave me the
option of upgrading SJC-LAS for $50 and LAS-BWI for $50. On
inquiry, it turned out that the LAS-BWI offer was in error,
and no such thing was available. So screw that. As far as
the FF credit, the desk agent said no problem and put my
United number in without difficulty. I hope I get credited
in a timely way, as this run is vital to my 150K hopes.

Security at SJC took 5 minutes, twice as long as usual.

US 431 SJC LAS 2025 2148 320 5F

Quite full flight - a few scattered empties, including the
one next to me. Slept through the flight so can't speak
to the service or lack thereof. An America West airplane,
quite ratty in every regard.

US 278 LAS BWI 2255 0618 320 5F

Fairly full flight - a few scattered empties, including the
one next to me. Slept through the flight so can't speak
to the service or lack thereof. An America West airplane
that made the last aircraft look like the US Airways Club.

Speaking of which, Susan collared me on the way out - she's
had minor surgery (you'll be able to tell where) - go down
there and wish her luck if you're in the neighborhood.


philfna
Dec 19, 06, 10:25 pm
You always write such good reports.

violist
Dec 22, 06, 7:35 pm
Thanks for the kind words. The rest of the story follows.
I now have my 150K and 2 extra systemwides, although
those haven't been credited yet.


violist
Dec 22, 06, 7:37 pm
US1656 IAD CLT 0700 0825 734 5A

The SuperShuttle, which was supposed to come at 3:45,
came at 3:15 instead. I was already up and at the computer,
so I went out and told him I'd be ready in five, so at the
ungodly hour of 3:20 I was on the road. There was another
pickup, at 4 ... we got to the spot at 3:30-something, and
of course we had to wait a while, but by 3:45 we were on
our way to beautiful Dulles. The other passenger was taking
UA to Los Angeles. I didn't say that I was going to be at
LAX as well ...

The driver dropped us both off at UA, despite my asking for
US. No biggie, it was only just past 4, and to my chagrin
I found, when I got to the US counter, that the kiosks
didn't wake up until 5! Fooled around a bit on the computer,
went and took a tour of the baggage claim area, tried to
nap, went back upstairs, found it was only 4:45, sighed,
read the Washington Flyer, walked around a bit more, stood
in line, and got to check in at about 5:10. The machine
offered an upgrade - first leg, 50 bucks, second, 150. I
thought about it for a microsecond or so before declining.

Security was pretty chaotic, so I went to the premium line
with my flimsy coach boarding pass; had my card out to show
the checker, who said, "I don't need that, see, it says
right here on the ticket, 1K." Couldn't believe it. The wait
was about 5 minutes, the check itself less than one.

No gate information on the BP, nor any on the monitors, so
I called reservations to find out where ... funny, said the
agent, there's no gate information, but they usually fly
out of the B gates ... I could have sworn that the person
said the B gates ... so I walked there to find nothing that
had anything to do with US Air. Worked for a while and then
decided to call again. Turns out that US Air has moved from
the rather cushy B gates to the horrid rathole of the Z
terminal.

Flight was okay, except for the boarding music of Mannheim
Steamroller, which bulldozed me, the Trans-Siberian
Orchestra, which left me cold, and Kenny G, who made me say
to myself, "G, Y?" I slept the whole way, with a nice empty
next to me. We arrived in Charlotte a hair late.

US1455 CLT SFO 0920 1208 321 11F

A lot of first class on this aircraft, and I knew I could
get a free upgrade if I put my US number in, but that would
have put me 69 miles short of my year-end goal on United.
Boarded with zone 1 to find an old disabledish lady in
the seat next to mine: she'd preboarded and gotten comfy,
neither of which is a problem except that I had to climb
over her to get to my seat. She was a pleasant seatmate
except that when she fell asleep she flopped all into my
seat and her water cup spilled, luckily on her, not on
my computer, which I tapped mercilessly away at for 5 hours
(there are Empower ports at all the seats on the 321s, not
just 4 per row the way SeatGuru has it). Spells of moderate
turbulence on this flight, and I got a hair queasy, sitting
squished between the cold aircraft wall and the altogether
too warm cushiony old lady and trying to read the tiny
screen on this godforsaken computer. The pilot periodically
apologized for the bumpiness but claimed that if he made a
significant detour or went down to a less choppy altitude,
we would have to make a diversion for fuel. We landed a tad
early. Squeezed past the old lady (at her invitation) and
left while she waited for her wheelchair.

I hightailed it out of the quite unpleasant US Air area; got
my wallet out to find that I'd forgotten my BART card, so I
decided to take the SamTrans KX bus downtown. It arrived 1
minute early and got me downtown about 10 minutes early. A
good alternative in off peak hours to the BART.

From Mission it was just a half mile up to the Osha Noodle
House, so I got there a quarter hour early, to find that
Magic111 and Tom911 were already there to greet me. We
waited to the appointed rendezvous time, and nobody else
came by, so we seated ourselves and had a peek at the menu.
Tip: if you're waiting for someone, and they don't come,
just ask the waitress to come by and take your order. Works
every time. As if on cue, squeakr showed up at this point.

Lots of flying talk and good company. Lots of rather yummy
food. I had the beef with peppers, extra spicy, and squeakr
said to the waitress, and he means it, so when it came, it
was indeed extra spicy. Lots of talk about going to south
Asian countries and being confronted with food that was so
hot that people couldn't eat it: hasn't happened to me yet,
but there's always a first time. I loved the dish - it was
done just a hair hotter than I'd have made it myself, but
it's always good to get a fresh perspective on things.
Speaking of which, I hope neither Tom nor Jim noticed the
nose run that kept appearing on my moustache. squeaker had
brought homemade spiced nuts and rather nice chocolate
pastilles for snack; when we got up to leave, the nuts lay
abandoned on the table, so when the waitress went to clean
up our mess, I snatched them up. Good thing - I just now
had them for lunch. At length, people had to go do daytime
stuff, like return to work or beat the traffic home, so we
broke up our meeting fairly early, and I decided, as it was
a gorgeous day, to walk to Caltrain, which surprisingly took
me almost 40 minutes.

Caltrain is a breeze. The tickets cost a buck more than I
remember, but it's still a pretty good bargain. In an hour
I was at Santa Clara and hopped on the 5:00 bus, being too
full for plan B, which was to go downtown and eat at an
iDine restaurant for a few extra points. Worked a while at
the terminal (when I am not playing a musical instrument I
keep myself out of major trouble by editing and indexing
textbooks on my laptop, so I can work during mileage runs)
and went to Martini Monkey for a snootful.

It was crowded for a change. Had a pleasant conversation
with a pretty woman who had flown from Newark for a job
interview; she was sort of amazed at herself for doing a
daytrip of this nature, so I held my tongue regarding that.
Talked about music a lot, something I can get fairly
enthusiastic about if someone starts the ball rolling.

Don't get Remy VSOP at Martini Monkey; it's $4 more than
the Corazon Anejo, which is far more interesting and which
retails for 50% more than the Remy.

UA6497 SJC LAX 2022 2141 CRJ 4A

Went to the boarding area at boarding time; budgeted 10
minutes for security, which took about five. No aircraft.

The plane got to San Jose an hour late, and despite our
being assured it would be a fast turnaround, actually
didn't take off until almost 9. I noted with approval as
all the seats filled up except the one next to me, but
eventually that one was full as well. I chatted with the
woman who ended up there: she was going to BWI and hoped
that she could make her connection, which was a whopping
half hour (to get from Terminal 8 to Terminal 6, yuck). I
told her there would be some question unless we made up a
heap of time on the flight. But I assured her that it was
a really short flight and told her to hope for the best.

It soon transpired, in addition to whatever else, that there
was a little weight and balance issue, so the very cute
stewardess* asked if anyone from the first 4 rows could move
back to row 13. Nobody budged, perhaps thinking, as I did,
that if 49 of 50 seats are full, what's with weight and
balance? But she was adamant ... and as I had a longer
layover than some of the others, I eventually got up and
slouched to the back of the plane, figuring I could suck it
up for half an hour even if nobody else could. Wrong.

13B is the worst seat on any domestic plane I've ever sat
in. It has no view. It's really, really loud, as it's next
to the engines. It doesn't recline, as it's next to the
back bulkhead. It stinks, as it's next to the toilet. When
the stewardess came to the rear of the aircraft, she hit
me in the foot with her cart, which I guess in my sleepiness
I'd allowed to protrude an inch from beneath the seat in
front of me. No apology. No free beer for being a good boy.

We landed at about 10, which gave me just enough time to
collect my thoughts and claim my seat, or so I thought.
But then there was the issue of congestion at the airport,
and we taxiied around for quite a while - until 10:25,
in fact. My seatmate was headed for Baltimore as well, and
he was a little uneasy but a good sport about it. I thought
I still might make my flight but cursed the scheduler who
had put LAX-BOS 20 minutes earlier than it used to be.
I also cursed myself for being a chump and putting me in
row 13. Eventually we left the cramped confines, and I
looked at the stewardess to see if I'd get a word of
thanks. No. Was this SkyWest flight really Mesa in
disguise, I thought. And I had this feeling that I was
going to have my upgrade given away, my original seat 9A
given away, and perhaps my passage in general. There would,
though, be an 11:20 connection through Dulles (no upgrade
likely - a 319) and an 11:25 through Chicago, a 763
connecting to a 752, meaning upgrade city, so maybe life
wouldn't be so awful, but I really did want those three
hours of my life, so I hustled with all deliberate speed
down to the very end of Terminal 6. Looked at the monitor
about 10:30; it still listed my flight, which was good, and
it also listed the BWI one, but as closed. I gave a silent
prayer that those folks made it onto their plane.

P.S. The BWI flight took off an hour late because of
"customer service" issues, according to the UA Website, so
I guess everything was kind of okay.

* I use the word stewardess as a sort of curse word:
use of the word I really wanted is, I believe, a violation
of the terms of service on most boards.

US166 LAX BOS 2240 0650 752 5D

They'd boarded like zone 99 by the time I got there, and
there were a few latecomers like me, some standbys, and
someone shadowing the gate agent, waiting very impatiently
for an upgrade. I am guessing that she would have been
given my seat had I shown up a minute or two later - or
perhaps if she'd been slightly nicer and less impatient.
Thank goodness for this GA.

The flight, well, after downing a double Courvoisier I
waved off the flight attendant who came by with a Santa hat
on his head and the dreaded fruit plate in his hand, and
I didn't open my eyes until the landing gear came down.
Deplaned blearily, and the too-cheery gate guy (one of my
favorites, a little fellow with gray hair and amazing
eyebrows) said, "welcome home, sorta kinda."



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