Practical Travel Safety Issues - Screen THIS

Instead of admitting in front of his mother to having a penis pump, this guy (http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-pump23.html) says he has a bomb.

Nice move.

Kind of amused at how the screener needed him to repeat what he said to the supervisor.

His Mom knows now! Btw, THAT's the kind of FT post that makes Mrs. kaukau chuckle!

I bet his cell mate will be excited to hear what the object really was. :)

Instead of admitting in front of his mother ...He could have asked for a private screening and told them what it was. Mom would be none the wiser.

May he and his new bride, Bubba, have a long and happy honeymoon at the Greybar Hotel.

I had a HARD TIME reading it as Cook county in that article

ROFL--hysterical. He sounds like a real catch!

I wonder if he went limp when he found out how much trouble he was in. :D