Newsstand - Man freezes to death while stealing parts off B-1 Bomber at museum

A man found dead underneath the B-1 bomber at the South Dakota Air and Space Museum died of hypothermia while stealing parts off the airplanes on display, authorities said this morning.

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As a very wise philosopher once said, "stupid is as stupid does."

The authorities need to find out what parts were on his list to steal, and who was he planning to sell them to.