Practical Travel Safety Issues - TSA Theme Song

Anyone want to hear it? I got a copy and stored it on my site for your pleasure!

www.iag-inc.com/media/tsathemesong.wma (3.2Mb) - based on I'm leaving on a jet plane.... hilarious!

Awesome!!!!

^ ^ ^ :d

It's a big hit at our airport; we've been e-mailing it to each other.


Yeah, that's right: even us screeners have a sense of humor and can laugh at ourselves.

Rotflmao

omg,that is an absolute scream (and clean, too ;) ). the folks at work couldn't figure out what i was listening to so i swapped the headphones for the speakers and we all had a great laugh.

now, wouldn't it be a trip (pun intended) to play it thru a small audio device with a speaker ("tsa approved", of course ;) ) while standing in the security line so all the world could hear..... :D

omg,that is an absolute scream (and clean, too ;) ). the folks at work couldn't figure out what i was listening to so i swapped the headphones for the speakers and we all had a great laugh.

now, wouldn't it be a trip (pun intended) to play it thru a small audio device with a speaker ("tsa approved", of course ;) ) while standing in the security line so all the world could hear..... :D
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Wouldn't that get you 10 "S"? cavity inspections.... yikes. I have NEVER seen a TSA'er smile. Ever.

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Wouldn't that get you 10 "S"? cavity inspections.... yikes. I have NEVER seen a TSA'er smile. Ever.
well goalie-mom always said that i was a s**t disturber ;) and besides, last time i looked, there's no law against freedom of speech (although the tsa thinks they wrote "a little thing called the constitution".... :mad: )

now someone correct me but iirc, it's not "interfering with the tsa" until you pass thru the machine as that's where the "implied consent" kicks in.

i dunno, just wishful thinking (passive resistance ;) ) to be a fly on the wall with the music playing..... :)

Bwahahahahaha!!!! That's great!!!! ^ ^ ^ ^

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Hell, I wouldn't mind if the TSA Theme Song was playing at our checkpoint. I think it would be more of an ice-breaker than anything else for both passengers and screeners. However, as with any bureaucracy, especially government ones, the stuffed shirts wouldn't see the humor in it.
obviously, you're not part of the group i was referring to and i thank you :) as you can see and think outside the box (even though you work for "a bureaucracy, especially a government one, where the stuffed shirts wouldn't see the humor in it" ;))

but in all seriousness, part of it would be humor and part of it would be trying to prove a point (which as we all know when it comes to dealing "any bureaucracy, especially government ones", you don't win-even if your story ends up on the evening news, you still don't win cuz "uncle" will find a way......)

ok, i'm off my soap box but seriously, thanks for seeing the humor from both sides ^

Not only darn funny but catchy to boot! :)

Hell, I wouldn't mind if the TSA Theme Song was playing at our checkpoint. I think it would be more of an ice-breaker than anything else for both passengers and screeners.

It certainly would be an ice-breaker. Great song ^

That was hilarious!


FWIW, you can buy the album here (http://www.singers.com/contemp/barandgrillsingers.html). It's on the album A Time To Grill.

Absolutely brilliant .. thanks for cheering up my day

Excellent!

great!!! will have to share with my TSA friends!!!!

~icorproadie

I love it! Totally tempted to follow other posters' suggestions to find some speakers and play it in line-wonder what reaction I would get. I wish I had one of those laptops that works as a cd player with the lid closed. Then I could just let it play all the way through the x-ray machine while I'm untying my shoes...

I love it! Totally tempted to follow other posters' suggestions to find some speakers and play it in line-wonder what reaction I would get. I wish I had one of those laptops that works as a cd player with the lid closed. Then I could just let it play all the way through the x-ray machine while I'm untying my shoes...

Just play it on your laptop or PDA (if it has a speaker) when they ask you to turn it on. :)

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I think this deserves a bump. The original link isn't working but here's another site that carries it:

http://www.thetravelinsider.info/2005/images/TSAThemeSong.wma