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Jan 16, 05, 8:23 pm
http://www.dwolfe.com/multimedia/USAirways.mp3
To the tune of "Ruby Tuesday" by The Rolling Stones.
Who'll Fly US Airways? - by Dan Wolfe
First you dropped our airport as a hub.
Said your budget's tight, well join the club
Why you never quite, made money on your flights
No one knows - hope you don't close.
Who'll fly U-S Airways? You're still losing al-ti-tude.
Someday soon a low-cost airway
Will come to our rescue.
Employees took a pay cut willingly.
Said you could emerge from bankruptcy.
You moaned and you complained, but truly nothing changed
To cut your cost, and so you lost.
Who'll fly U-S Airways? No one's buyin' your excuse.
Wish you could have found a new way
To work out your issues.
And when at last your options you will weigh.
You'll find you've reached the end of your runway.
Running out of time; but budget schemes could still
Be realigned, a bit streamlined.
Who'll fly U-S Airways? Have your options all been used?
No more costs that you can defray?
Check in all your pockets, too.
Who'll fly U-S Airways? Wish you could have con-tin-ued
Your goodbye we can not down play
Prob'ly gonna miss you.
To the tune of "Ruby Tuesday" by The Rolling Stones.
Who'll Fly US Airways? - by Dan Wolfe
First you dropped our airport as a hub.
Said your budget's tight, well join the club
Why you never quite, made money on your flights
No one knows - hope you don't close.
Who'll fly U-S Airways? You're still losing al-ti-tude.
Someday soon a low-cost airway
Will come to our rescue.
Employees took a pay cut willingly.
Said you could emerge from bankruptcy.
You moaned and you complained, but truly nothing changed
To cut your cost, and so you lost.
Who'll fly U-S Airways? No one's buyin' your excuse.
Wish you could have found a new way
To work out your issues.
And when at last your options you will weigh.
You'll find you've reached the end of your runway.
Running out of time; but budget schemes could still
Be realigned, a bit streamlined.
Who'll fly U-S Airways? Have your options all been used?
No more costs that you can defray?
Check in all your pockets, too.
Who'll fly U-S Airways? Wish you could have con-tin-ued
Your goodbye we can not down play
Prob'ly gonna miss you.