Air Canada Aeroplan - Dear Air Canada Santa Claus.

Dear Air Canada Santa:

This is little airbus320 writing to you for Christmas.

I first want to thank the nice people who help me fly to my destinations.
They are really nice people and I hope that you will say thank you to them for me. I have noticed that they are working very hard to make my travel safe and agreeable. Things are getting better and I am happy. !

This year for Christmas, I would like the following toys:

First, I would like to know what my 2005 benefits look like. Could you please let me know before Christmas? This would be greatly appreciated and I know that my many FT friends would also appreciate this gift.

Second, I just noticed that British Airways has appointed a senior staff member to dialogue with its frequent flyers. This is a good idea because people who frequent that forum are pretty smart. Mr Rupert Duchesne once said that some of the people who frequent the Air Canada forum were leading edge thinkers. Maybe you could appoint someone to do the same for us...There are some very intelligent people who post here. You could get some free advice. My uncle is a consultant and I know that he charges lots of dollars for giving advice. It would be free here. I think my uncle calls it a focus group.

Third. This is the most important one. I have been flying Air Canada for 40 years this Christmas. I took my first flight from North Bay to Toronto to visit my aunt and uncle at Christmas. My third Christmas wish is to know clearly that my patronage is appreciated. I don't expect a whole bunch of stuff but it would be nice if you had something that would tell me that I am important to you. My consultant uncle calls it loyalty.

I know that you are busy reading the Christmas lists of all the frequent flyers. I hope that you read mine too.

Have a nice Christmas. :)

Your friend,

airbus320

Dear Air Canada Santa

Please add real planes for my friend in Winnipeg.I have heard that many flights are by RJ.(you have more room in your sled)

I do not want anything for myself.It is always better to give than to receive(my parents told me that).I am sure that AC Santa will give us more than we could ever expect ;) .

There is also a consultant out there.Please provide diet sake.

Thanks Santa
Your friend
acysb87

I can hear a 6 year old reading that the way ab320 wrote it. :)

But MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMmmmmmmmmmmmm, I want my benefittttttssssssss!

Dear Air Canada Santa Claus,

All year you have been giving me some very nice pieces of paper. They are pretty, even if I can't use them for anything. But I was able to give some of them to my friends and that made me happy. My dear dear Santa, I hope all the pieces of paper you give me next year I can use, at least as a gift for someone else. I like giving things to people just like you do. You won't take that away, will you Santa? It really isn't a gift if it's only pretty paper.

Oh, and Santa, you know those planes with the little seats all close together and the really low ceilings and everything? Can you make it so I don't have to be on them anymore and I only have to go on nice planes with the big seats at the front? I like the big seats, and I bet you do, too. I bet you have big seats in your sleigh. Do you get cookies and icecream or port and cheese in your sleigh?

I hope you get everything you want for Christmas, and no more bugs on the web site. Remember, Air Canada Santa, that you aren't the only one who can make a list of who's naughty and nice! :D

Dear AC Santa Claus,
please make the flight attendants stop refilling the Dasani bottles from the aircraft water supply.

Oh yeah, and lots of benefits and free tickets for all flyers in the new year!

and world peace.

:D

Dear AE Santa Claus ... nothing for me (ya right) ... but a new thong for cattle please ... his is chaffing ...

oh and world peace

:D

PB

Dear AE Santa Claus ... nothing for me (ya right) ... but a new thong for cattle please ... his is chaffing ...

oh and world peace

:D

PB

PB, is it chaffing Cattle or someone else ? Sorry, I couldn't resist. :eek:

PB, is it chaffing Cattle or someone else ? Sorry, I couldn't resist. :eek:
Yes! :D

PB

Santa,

Please give cattle two or three -- it'll encourage him to practice proper personal hygiene, and so that we can stand being around him. The smell is sometimes unbearable.

Peace out.

Dear AC Santa Claus,
please make the flight attendants stop refilling the Dasani bottles from the aircraft water supply.

Are you serious?

Dear Air Canada Santa Claus,

I hope I have been a good wittle boy and for Christmas this year I would like some MLL passes (for use when I fly before 11am) . I also would like a book of Latitude coupons for YOW/YUL flights.

Have a great Christmas. :)

Signed,

fromYYZ_flyer , YYZ Canada

Are you serious?


Only in economy, don't worry.
:D

quote from airbus320:
"Mr Rupert Duchesne once said that some of the people who frequent the Air Canada forum were leading edge thinkers"

This may explain why there is nobody from AP on this forum. :D

quote from airbus320:
"Mr Rupert Duchesne once said that some of the people who frequent the Air Canada forum were leading edge thinkers"

This may explain why there is nobody from AP on this forum. :D

Perhaps he was referring to shore9.
:D

Dear AC Santa Claus,
please make the flight attendants stop refilling the Dasani bottles from the aircraft water supply.

Oh yeah, and lots of benefits and free tickets for all flyers in the new year!

and world peace.

:D

This only occurs in an extremely rare situation and usually as a last resort when there were no regular water bottles are boarded. Definitely not standard practice. The label would always be removed in this case.

Dear AC Santa Claus,
please make the flight attendants stop refilling the Dasani bottles from the aircraft water supply.

This only occurs in an extremely rare situation and usually as a last resort when there were no regular water bottles are boarded. Definitely not standard practice. The label would always be removed in this case.

East-West AC
I would agree that it might be rare and not “standard practice”; however, I wouldn’t go so far as to say that the water bottle's label would always be removed. I know the practice Fermet refers to sometimes happens in-flight.

The thought that “what we don’t know won’t hurt us” is accepted by a small minority of in-flight crews, as it is by a small minority of hotel chefs, kitchen staff, politicians and others.

My 2 cents worth

mpc1