Factotum
Dec 31, 03, 8:49 pm
Long before the September 11th terrorist attacks it was known that the Islip Town Clowns were running the show at ISP, but this Newsday article (http://www.newsday.com/news/printedition/longisland/ny-liair313606642dec31,0,2488196.story?coll=ny-linews-print) reveals just how far the buffoonery has come since then:
<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Long Island MacArthur Airport was evacuated for about 1 1/2 hours yesterday afternoon when police found an unattended piece of luggage in the baggage claim area, Suffolk police and town officials said.</font>
Gee! A bag just sitting around waiting for its owner - in baggage claim! Better alert the FBI! For all we know, there could be scissors in the bathroom too!
<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">The bag, which contained only clothing and other personal items, aroused further suspicion when preliminary tests indicated it could possibly contain explosives, Suffolk Insp. Donna Engel said.</font>
Either explosives or chocolates; we can't say for sure. Then again, maybe it's a bar of soap or some books. Who knows?
<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">A police robot removed the bag and brought it to a safe area nearby, where it was blown apart with a high-pressure water cannon.
An address was later found on the bag and efforts were being made to locate the owner.
..."Thanks to the efforts to everybody involved, a potential threat was avoided," [a town spokesperson] said.</font>
Hmmm... I wonder if the owner of the bag would feel the same way? "Oh, your bag - we blew it apart with a high-pressure water cannon. Aren't you glad we avoided a potential threat, though? Oh well - better luck next time." The sad part is most Americans would respond that indeed a great service had been done for National Security; after all, it's Saddam Hussein's fault we have to explode people's bags with water cannons.
Flights suspended, an airport evacuated, thousands of man-hours wasted... all to perform a controlled detonation of somebody's clothes that happened to be in an airport baggage claim. The risk of something like this happening is a lot scarier - and more real - than any hijacking threat. This is the philosophy of the new America made manifest: When confronted with risk, whether real or perceived, run around like chickens with their heads cut off. In the war on terror, we are our own worst enemy.
<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Long Island MacArthur Airport was evacuated for about 1 1/2 hours yesterday afternoon when police found an unattended piece of luggage in the baggage claim area, Suffolk police and town officials said.</font>
Gee! A bag just sitting around waiting for its owner - in baggage claim! Better alert the FBI! For all we know, there could be scissors in the bathroom too!
<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">The bag, which contained only clothing and other personal items, aroused further suspicion when preliminary tests indicated it could possibly contain explosives, Suffolk Insp. Donna Engel said.</font>
Either explosives or chocolates; we can't say for sure. Then again, maybe it's a bar of soap or some books. Who knows?
<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">A police robot removed the bag and brought it to a safe area nearby, where it was blown apart with a high-pressure water cannon.
An address was later found on the bag and efforts were being made to locate the owner.
..."Thanks to the efforts to everybody involved, a potential threat was avoided," [a town spokesperson] said.</font>
Hmmm... I wonder if the owner of the bag would feel the same way? "Oh, your bag - we blew it apart with a high-pressure water cannon. Aren't you glad we avoided a potential threat, though? Oh well - better luck next time." The sad part is most Americans would respond that indeed a great service had been done for National Security; after all, it's Saddam Hussein's fault we have to explode people's bags with water cannons.
Flights suspended, an airport evacuated, thousands of man-hours wasted... all to perform a controlled detonation of somebody's clothes that happened to be in an airport baggage claim. The risk of something like this happening is a lot scarier - and more real - than any hijacking threat. This is the philosophy of the new America made manifest: When confronted with risk, whether real or perceived, run around like chickens with their heads cut off. In the war on terror, we are our own worst enemy.