spartacus
Aug 16, 00, 9:50 am
AUGUST 16, 2000 (API)--
FAIRY BOAT OVERTURNS AND 20 PERISH
Another marine tragedy took place yesterday during rush hour commuter traffic when a Liberian freighter collided with a boatload of fairies. Twenty tinkerbells are confirmed dead as the search to account for the remaining passengers continues. Pixie dust has been seen floating in the debris field.
FAIRY BOAT OVERTURNS AND 20 PERISH
Another marine tragedy took place yesterday during rush hour commuter traffic when a Liberian freighter collided with a boatload of fairies. Twenty tinkerbells are confirmed dead as the search to account for the remaining passengers continues. Pixie dust has been seen floating in the debris field.