stimpy
Jul 17, 03, 12:16 pm
So I board UA 123 ORD-LAX yesterday and sit in my usual 1A on this 2-class 767. Just another ordinary ho-hum flight. I skip the meal as usual on UA domestic flights these days. I get up once the meal has been served to chat with the FA's. One of them is from Hollywood so I warn her to stay away from the Kodak Theatre in Hollywood on the way home since the ESPY's are tonight.
"Oh!", she says. "That must be why He is on board". I wonder for a moment who He is. Then another FA comes in showing off a sketch drawing on a napkin. She says "He gave it to me, isn't He something?" Another FA said "He is doing magic tricks for all the people around him". I'm awfully curious now so I look at the manifest for familiar names and I see Ali in seat 4E. Then he walks up (I guess He skipped the meal too) and I get to meet the Man. Wow! Despite the Parkinsons (or whatever) disease, he was not only alert and able, this guy was Buff! I know he was the greatest fighter in the world, but that was a very long time ago. Yet Ali today is still much stronger than I am and it is obvious that he is still working out regularly.
The rest of the flight the whole first class cabin is laughing along with Ali's pranks. Except one old guy over in seat 1H. So Ali sneaks up behind him and gently lays a napkin on his head. The guys is reading and doesn't move. Then Ali tears a piece off the napkin and drops it on his lap. Ali races back to his seat. The guys looks around to see where this thing came from, then goes back to reading. Ali does this several more times in different ways and the guys starts to get a bit angry. Meanwhile the rest of the cabin is cracking up. The guys starts yelling at the people behind him in row 2 and they just laugh and say "it's not us!". Ali finally relents and goes up to the guy and introduces himself. I should say at this point that Ali was wearing a silly looking mustache that must have been fake. But nearly anyone in the world could still tell it was Muhammed Ali.
After that, anyone with a camera came up to have their picture taken with Ali and he happily obliged. He had the bigger guys pretend to throw hooks at him while the picture was taken. It was all fun for the rest of the flight. At one point I stood up near the galley and looked back and every single face on the plane (including the crew) was smiling. I realized I had never seen such a sight. As we were approaching LAX, the captain came on the loudspeaker and did his usual speech, and then he said a "big thank you to Muhammed Ali for flying with us today". I've been on many flights with celebrities and I've never heard the captain say their name on the speaker before. Most wouldn't want it nor deserve it. This was special. Out of the nearly 2 million miles I've flown, this was the best flight I've ever taken.
"Oh!", she says. "That must be why He is on board". I wonder for a moment who He is. Then another FA comes in showing off a sketch drawing on a napkin. She says "He gave it to me, isn't He something?" Another FA said "He is doing magic tricks for all the people around him". I'm awfully curious now so I look at the manifest for familiar names and I see Ali in seat 4E. Then he walks up (I guess He skipped the meal too) and I get to meet the Man. Wow! Despite the Parkinsons (or whatever) disease, he was not only alert and able, this guy was Buff! I know he was the greatest fighter in the world, but that was a very long time ago. Yet Ali today is still much stronger than I am and it is obvious that he is still working out regularly.
The rest of the flight the whole first class cabin is laughing along with Ali's pranks. Except one old guy over in seat 1H. So Ali sneaks up behind him and gently lays a napkin on his head. The guys is reading and doesn't move. Then Ali tears a piece off the napkin and drops it on his lap. Ali races back to his seat. The guys looks around to see where this thing came from, then goes back to reading. Ali does this several more times in different ways and the guys starts to get a bit angry. Meanwhile the rest of the cabin is cracking up. The guys starts yelling at the people behind him in row 2 and they just laugh and say "it's not us!". Ali finally relents and goes up to the guy and introduces himself. I should say at this point that Ali was wearing a silly looking mustache that must have been fake. But nearly anyone in the world could still tell it was Muhammed Ali.
After that, anyone with a camera came up to have their picture taken with Ali and he happily obliged. He had the bigger guys pretend to throw hooks at him while the picture was taken. It was all fun for the rest of the flight. At one point I stood up near the galley and looked back and every single face on the plane (including the crew) was smiling. I realized I had never seen such a sight. As we were approaching LAX, the captain came on the loudspeaker and did his usual speech, and then he said a "big thank you to Muhammed Ali for flying with us today". I've been on many flights with celebrities and I've never heard the captain say their name on the speaker before. Most wouldn't want it nor deserve it. This was special. Out of the nearly 2 million miles I've flown, this was the best flight I've ever taken.